Me and my Ex

With news, views, thrills and frills
on a good day, my mind she fills
But when things go wrong
Watch out bro, she kills!

She looks after my life
just like a dutiful wife
But when things go wrong
She's a double edged knife!

When all is fine, she's like wine
Gives me an experience divine
But when things go wrong
Oh how she makes me whine!

Last week she made me moan
with pain she made me groan
All things went totally wrong
With my darn old ****ing phone!

So I made an interesting switch
looked at what others had to pitch
Now am exploring my beautiful new one
And the old one belongs in a ditch!

Smita
June 2010